May 2, 2008

Puncak pala otak kau!

Aku takleh nafi yang aku tonton Akademi Fantasia. Inilah hasil kalau hujung minggu memang takde keje dan takde tujuan. Dok rumah tengok AF. Aku dah tengok AF ni dari musim pertama hingga lah sekarang. Takde lah aku ni gila babi fan la kan tapi aku suka tengok orang Malaysia menonjol bakat yang sikit pun aku tak appreciate. Sepanjang 6 AF dah ni, aku ada peserta AF yang amat aku nyampah dan kalau boleh aku nak penyepak je...tetapi aku ni pun bukan nya hebat sangat lah. So this is a list of AF graduates (?!) that I fucking wanna smack. In the words of The Prodigy, I want to smack the bitch!

Akademi Fantasia 1
1. Khai - alahai..rambut ko masa tu..letih aku tengok
2. Adi Fashla - nasib baik ko jadi DJ, kalau ko nyanyi gak..ntahlah..
3. Atie - Who the fuck picked her? Tak boleh nyanyi langsung..nasib baik comel :P

Akademi Fantasia 2
1. Adam - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck! (Yes I hate him the most)
2. Anding - Aku sepak budak lembik ni kang...ish...
3. Mas - OMG, WTF, GDI...and so on..

Akademi Fantasia 3
1. Fuad - Pinjam Melayu Minimalis nya perkataan "Ingin Jadi"
2. Kefli - Ish budak rempit ni...mana la ko pergi?
3. Mawi - Ko sungguh fake...Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 4
1. Amirul - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
2. Diddy - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
3. Faizal - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 5
1. Ebi - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
2. Aswad - Line clear pala otak hang!! Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
3. Farha - Aduh..letih la...Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 6
1. Semua pun macam fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Sekian...

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kau tak dengar ke diorang nyanyi...

"Akademi Fucked-Up Sial....oooh...oooh...ooohhh"

Also don't forget AC Fucking Mizal...fucking, fucked-up, fuck head wanker.

Secara tak langsung aku pun termengaku aku pun tgk AF.

Ah...terlebih sudah!

May 3, 2008 at 6:44 PM  
Blogger bad.clad.in.black said...

yeah dude, well said, lagipun semua poser giler...lagi den menyampah

May 3, 2008 at 11:51 PM  
Blogger buih said...

aku ada masalah nak tengok Stanley. Aku teringat kat kau Pee..bila aku teringat kat kau menyanyi, aku rasa macam nak sepak dinding rumah sampai roboh..Nasib baik ada BPL 07/08....tapi dah tinggal satu game saja lagi..damn...

May 5, 2008 at 10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.

Peepee...cuba kau joget footloose sikit?

May 5, 2008 at 12:32 PM  
Blogger Peeps said...

kena la aku menari kan..aku menari footloose kang, kevin bacon menangis weh. gile ahhhhh

May 7, 2008 at 2:40 PM  
Blogger nubes púrpuras said...

p...

nasib baik ex bf i si zahid tu not in the list.. haa nasib...

ehh.. apsal f word sepah2 nih.. ehhh!! free2 jer i dpt dosa membaca.. :P

heleehh mamat first yg comment tu, cuba tanya dia, pernah tak dia miss tgk concert? :P * i still love you b*

May 13, 2008 at 2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

akedemi fantasia BABI,HANJING,SUARA MACAM KATAK...NAK JADI ARTIS KUNON......TAK LAYAK LAH WOI.....ASTRO PUNCA KEROSAKAN AKHLAK ORG MELAYU...BODOHHHHHHH

March 19, 2009 at 4:28 PM  

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