FUCKKKKKK!!

Aku paling benci bila aku dah baguih nya design benda pastu aku nya illustrator hang!!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Tag!

Ini kawan saya Peah (bukan nama sebenar). Dia seorang pemain bass yang agak hebat. Dia suka bermain musik yang funky macam Red Hot Chili Peppers. Peah agak kacak dan comel. Peah single. Peah suka bersukan. Peah juga suka mengata pasal orang. Itu adalah hobinya. Walaubagaimanapun, Peah punya hati yang mulia. 'Constructive criticism' katanya. Peah perlu kasih sayang. Peah mahu girlfren. Mahukah anda menjadi gelfren Peah?

Labels: Peah

Where can like that one..

Orang Malaysia suka cakap bahasa inggeris. Bila aku dengar dorang ni cakap england..aku nak gelak tapi cam lah aku pandai sangat kan..kelakar sial. Ini aku compile semua perkataan atau ayat yang orang kita suka guna. Please add if I missed out any..

1. Actually
Ni memang favourite.."actually ah...."

2. What not
"i order six burgers and what not.."

3. Blunder
"i dont want to job and then got blunder.."

4. One
Fuh ni memang favourite semua rakyat..."where can like that one.." where got one.."

5. Can also
"like that one can also.." kombinasi maut!! haha

6. Terror
"wah..u damn terror one" kombinasi maut gile! hahah

7. Where got
"where got la dey!"

8. Come on
"come on la dey" "come on ley.." "come on lah bro.."

9. Like that
"ah..like that one mah.."

10. I mean
"I mean, like that one la.."

11. Correct
"that one correct one la dey!"

12. Exactly (but pronounced Ejekli)
"bro..that one la..ejekli" "ejekliiiiii...."

and the mutha of all mutha...

YES HELLO...
walk along bukit bintang plaza, especially handphone sellers. Don't make eye contact or you will hear...YES HELLO BOSS...

hahahahaha..

p.s : its just for fun..if you're offended by it..YOU CAN FUCK OFF!! hahahaha...

Labels: english

Look Ma..Im a stalker...

Korang ada dengar lagu Elliot Yamin tak? Wait For You tu. Sapa Elliot Yamin? Ala budak yang masuk American Idol tahun bila ntah aku tak ingat. Aku ada masalah ngan lirik lagu ni. Memang ah lagu dia catchy ke tahap melekat ke kepala otak ko and you spend the whole humming to the melody of the fucking song. Ini aku namakan katergori lagu nyakit jiwa. Ok lets analyze the lyrics.

It start with...

"I never felt nothing in the world like this before
Now I’m missing you and I’m wishing you would come back through my door
Why did you have to go? You could have let me know; so now I’m all alone

Ok. Now the girl wanna leave you and she cant stand looking at your face anymore Elliot, why should she tell you when she's leaving you and such. I dont think she wants a fucking drama happening hence the reason why she's leaving you and not telling your sorry ass.

2nd part...

"So why does your pride make you run and hide
Are you that afraid of me?
But I know it’s a lie what you keep inside
This is not how you want it to be
So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don’t know what else I can do
Don’t tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life"

Motherfucker now has gone to stalker mode. Budak pompuan (entahlah pompuan ke laki..dorang ni bukan leh caya sangat..haha) tu dah taknak kau apa yang kau tak paham? "Are you afraid of me?" FUCK YEAH. If you gonna stalk her, definitely she's gonna run rite? Ni aku namakan..TERLALU BOWDOWH."Cause I don’t know what else I can do Don’t tell me I ran out of time." So you decide, fuck you, fuck all..fuck her..You dont want me bitch!!??!! Im fucking stalking you the rest of my life. SICK BASTARD!!

Elliot..come on..there's a lot of ikan in the sea. Pilih je..takyah ah stalk minah tu. HAHA..

Labels: Lyrics bowdowh