12 hours and counting...

Well people. Its nearly the end of my PROJECT. Keep checking for the post of my PROJECT.

So who wants to come?

So I've been hearing all sorts of rumours who is coming to White Hart Lane. Joaquin, Dos Santos, Eto'o, bla bla bla...I just hope someone really good for the defence because we suck at the back BIG TIME!! Oh well, good luck Senor Ramos!

COME ON YOU YIDS!

You aint heavy, you mah brudah!

24hb Mei. Terpatri dalam sejarah. Kelahiran seorang jejaka. Yang agak comel. Yang agak gelap. Yang agak kecil. Melalui liku-liku hidup seorang "Rocker" dan berpaling tadah ke arah "New Wave" ala A-ha hanya kerana seorang wanita. Mengikat "key" di seluar atas sumpah setia kepada Bon Jovi. Melepasi zaman "GQ". Membina sebuah keluarga. Berjaya. Tapi YOU masih tetap yang sama. YOU abang I yang I suka mengata..tetapi di hadapan muka dan bukan di belakang! hahahahahahahahaha...

HEPPI BURFDAY MAH BRUUUDAAAAAHHH!!

Nama saya Peah, saya sakit..

Hi. Ini Peah (bukan nama sebenar). Kawan saya yang saya tanya anda semua "mahu jadi Gelpren dia tak?". Dia sakit. Sakit demam kepialu. Dia di SJMC. Silalah lawat saya. Ucapkan selamat cepat sembuh pada Peah! Sian dia...

Band buat hal, organizer pening kepala..

Yesterday was the launching of undergroundo.tv web launch at Ruums KL. All the reason why I didnt join Alia in her "Meet the bloggers" gathering. Nasib baik aku tak pergi. Dia bamboozle budak-budak tu dan akibat malu, dia lari beb..hahaha. Actually, kalau I pun, I probably do the same thing. Hahahaha..biasalah, orang Malaysia memang pemalu.

Aku sampai Ruums lebih kurang 3 lebih la. Macam biasa, gig kata start kul 3 tapi 4.30 baru orang dapat masuk. Its normal because, we Malaysian's dont like things to start on time. Macam aku nya kawan sorang tu, suka buat janji Melayu. Cakap jumpa kul 2, pukul 5 baru datang. Hadirnya aku ke gig ni, bukan sebab aku nak tengok band yang main. Bukan kerana aku free sangat sampai aku takde hal lain yang aku nak buat, tapi kerana aku nak support aku nya member buat launching Web TV dorang ni, undergroundo.tv. Aku sebenarnya dah cukup puas ngan zaman underground aku. Lepak di Fire, Picad dan tempat-tempat lain bersama "Ingin jadi" yang lain. Aku puji bebudak ni kerana ada guts untuk buat satu gig yang agak besar, di tempat yang agak mewah dan meletak harapan yang tinggi pada band-band yang kian meningkat di scene ni dan juga band yang dah meningkat dari pelbagai aspek (perut, facial hair, usia dll.) Crowd pada semalam agak ok, dan secara jujurnya, agak hambar. Maaf Lan. Aku terpaksa jujur. Kalau aku tak jujur, korang akan tetap tertipu ngan pengipas yang tak di ingini. Aku agak kecewa ngan turnout maybe sebab terlalu banyak gig pada hari itu atau band yang bermain mungkin tidak tepati citarasa all the other crowds atau mungkin semua dah ke Genting nak tengok Missy Elliot, rapper montel dari Amerika. Tetapi as your first major gig, at least ramai la jugak yang datang. I give you a pat on the back. Like I said, no guts no glory. So you guys got guts.

The gig started with Melodica. A rock band with a little twist of Metallica and a pinch of Creed. Aku tak layan sangat dorang main sebab aku dok sebuk duduk kat luar layan gelak ketawa ngan Amy Boy. I caught few last song by them, and they sound kinda tight. Lepas dorang, Priority was on stage with their blend of Arctic Monkeys with a dash of Strokes. Completely forgetable for me. Sorry guys. Aku malas la nak citer panjang-panjang. Band yang main lepas tu, Oh Chentaku, Jahz Desciple, Pure Vibracion, Deja Voodoo Spells, Meet Uncle Hussein, Butterfingers, Love Me Butch and OAG (did I miss out any other band?) I think the band that caught my attention most was Jahz Desciple. A metalcore band with a powerful set that moved every person on the floor. Good set guys. Everyone that came was here to watch Butterfingers. Butters played a much normal set as they always have. No one can deny that they are one tight band but thats about it. And yeah, your new songs, sound so much like Radiohead. After they had gone, so was the crowd. I left while Love Me Butch was playing. All in all, no major hicups for the show but things do need to improve but for your first major gig, a pat on the back for making it happen. Good luck guys.

P/S : all the reason why I hate u Amin. Tengoklah gambar aku tu. Hampeh..anyone want to sumbang ke dana "peeps + dslr camera = happy"?

Heroes..

Aku tak pernah rasanya post cerita pasal hero-hero aku dalam dunia ni. Persoalannya, adakah kita perlu a hero in our life? Is it really important to have someone to look up to or to draw inspiration from? I think it is. I dont think we should be a fucking psycho to the point we try to become that person. Itu dah 'Single White Female' dah jadinya. Hehehe..Tapi, jangan la pulak kita amik Charles Manson or Gilles de Rais or Ricardo Ramírez as your hero. Ha tu tandanya anda tak betul dalam kepala. Hahaha..Anyway, these are my heroes.

Paul Van Doren - Vans Shoes

The founder of my favourite shoe in the whole wide world. The most comfortable shoes, to me la..not you :P I loves his designs of the shoes. Its simple yet practical and perfect for whatever you're wearing.

H.R. Giger - Mr. Alien

Mr. Alien himself. Ever since I watched the movie Alien, I've fell in love with his work. From an interior designer to become one of greatest production designers is simply inspirational. He also designed the famouse Jonathan Davis (Korn vocalist) mic stand.

Logan Hicks - Stencil Artist

His works has been seen all over the world. Its amazing how u can recreate something from cardboards, blades, spray paint, patience and talent.

Who are your heroes?

Ampunkan mak kasssiiiimmm...

Sempena Hari Ibu, astro semalam tayang cerita Ibu Mertuaku. In fact, everyday pun dorang tayang. So tak heran lah..haha. Anyway, aku pun layan lah cerita ni sebab bola pun dah abihkan. MU pun dah menang kan. While I was watching this movie, aku teringat perbualan aku dan Amron (seorang artist yang agak famous dengan lukisan self portrait beliau dalam buku teks lukisan masa sekolah menengah dulu) mengenai Allahyarham P. Ramlee and his movies la. Terutama part sedih cerita-cerita dia. Amron pernah cakap kalau P. Ramlee nak tunjuk derita atau sedih, memang all out la dia buat. Angin ribut taufan tetiba je ada, hujan lebat tetiba turun walaupun tadi panas terik tak ingat pastu ngan petir berdentum lepas satu, satu. Then, semalam aku tengok cerita Ibu Mertuaku, part masa si Kassim Selamat (Osman Jailani dia nya alter-ego..keke) dapat tahu yang mak mertua dia tipu dia selama ni dan Doktor Ismadi (or P. Ramlee loves to say it, Tuan Dektheeer) yang kononnya tolong kembalikan mata dia yang buta tu tapi kahwin ngan bekas isteri dia yang dia cinta bagainya. Tetiba je, angin ribut beb. kilat berdentum. Hehehehe..teringat tul conversation aku ngan Amron. Aku gelak sorang-sorang kat depan TV tu. How convenient for Kassim Selamat, kat dalam bilik ada kat dinding, displayed on the wall, a set of fork and spoon. I guess masa zaman tu, dapat beli cutlery mahal, tayang kat dinding means you've made it big in this world la kan. Sangat la kelakar. Kenapa la letak dalam bilik? Kalau letak dalam dining area aku paham la jugak tapi kat bilik? I guess senang la kot, dok dalam bilik, ada sup, alah...aku lupa sudu..oh ye! Atas dinding aku ada!! Tsk...Ok fine la. Whatever la kan. Ini soalan aku nak tanya ALIA (adik Amin). Soalan perubatan. Aku dah pegang fork, aku cucuk mata aku (adeh..pedih lak rasa mata aku ni) mata aku berlinang darah, whats the possibility for me walking out of the room, down a flight of stairs and walk out of the house back to Penang and survive?? I mean..oklah..lepas aku cucuk mata, boleh ke tahan jalan and whatsoever tu?? Tolong jawap Cik September Alia. Saya tunggu jawapan anda. I should give Amron a ring, lama tak kena teh tarik tongkat ali ngan dia...hehehe.

I am Iron Man...

Oh yes! I went and watch Iron Man yesterday and let me tell you it was FUCKING GOOD! Production design for the movie is top notch. Iron Man suit is fucking excellent. Soundtrack was awesome. Robert Downey was good. Jeff Bridges as a baddie was good. In a nutshell, FUCKING EXCELLENT LA!!

Test..check..plok plok..

Memang tidak boleh dinafikan yang rakyat Malaysia semuanya ingin jadi seorang penyanyi. Sebab tu semua suka pergi karaoke. Nak tunjuk skill pada kawan-kawan yang aku boleh menyanyi tapi saje je tak jadi penyanyi. Heheehe..Aku dan kawan-kawan juga tidak kurang hebatnya nak tunjuk skill menyanyi especially En. Hisyam Ismail. Manusia paling gila glamer dalam dunia. HAHAHAHA...Ini adalah antara lagu-lagu wajib yang harus dinyanyikan oleh myself when I go to karaoke.


Fazli Zainal - Harapan
Best lagu ni. Feeling. Aku suka nyanyi lagu feeling kalau karaoke..hahaha..


Billy Zulkarnain - Hati Terluka
Melayu nya answer to KC & Jojo. Hahahahaha..


Samsons - Bukan aku
Yet another feeling song..hahaha..

Ha..ini lagu HARUS aku bila karaoke. First time aku nyanyi depan kawan-kawan semua nak pengsan. Mamat dengar metal tak sudah nyanyi lagu ni?? Biar betul..haha. But seriously, I love this song. This is my shit. This is da bomb!!


Lionel Richie - Truly

So whats your favourite song?

I can see...

My dear brother,

Do you like my new glasses? I had to make them because you broke my old pair due to your vengence towards my non payment of your handphone that I took. I hope you like my new pair.

Love always,
your brother..

FUCK U GLOBAL WARMING!

I hate being sick. Ive been sick for the past 4 days and Im still sick. I think it because of this crazy fucking weather we have. Rain, hot days, haze...fucking everything la. I cant stop coughing. Ive stopped smoking for the past 5 days. So I think Im just gonna go ahead and quit for good...Hard to believe? Me too...hahahha.

FUCK I HATE FEELING SICK..

Puncak pala otak kau!

Aku takleh nafi yang aku tonton Akademi Fantasia. Inilah hasil kalau hujung minggu memang takde keje dan takde tujuan. Dok rumah tengok AF. Aku dah tengok AF ni dari musim pertama hingga lah sekarang. Takde lah aku ni gila babi fan la kan tapi aku suka tengok orang Malaysia menonjol bakat yang sikit pun aku tak appreciate. Sepanjang 6 AF dah ni, aku ada peserta AF yang amat aku nyampah dan kalau boleh aku nak penyepak je...tetapi aku ni pun bukan nya hebat sangat lah. So this is a list of AF graduates (?!) that I fucking wanna smack. In the words of The Prodigy, I want to smack the bitch!

Akademi Fantasia 1
1. Khai - alahai..rambut ko masa tu..letih aku tengok
2. Adi Fashla - nasib baik ko jadi DJ, kalau ko nyanyi gak..ntahlah..
3. Atie - Who the fuck picked her? Tak boleh nyanyi langsung..nasib baik comel :P

Akademi Fantasia 2
1. Adam - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck! (Yes I hate him the most)
2. Anding - Aku sepak budak lembik ni kang...ish...
3. Mas - OMG, WTF, GDI...and so on..

Akademi Fantasia 3
1. Fuad - Pinjam Melayu Minimalis nya perkataan "Ingin Jadi"
2. Kefli - Ish budak rempit ni...mana la ko pergi?
3. Mawi - Ko sungguh fake...Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 4
1. Amirul - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
2. Diddy - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
3. Faizal - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 5
1. Ebi - Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
2. Aswad - Line clear pala otak hang!! Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!
3. Farha - Aduh..letih la...Fuck you fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Akademi Fantasia 6
1. Semua pun macam fucking wanker you fucking lame ass dick fuck!

Sekian...

My favourite word...

Amin says I have a lot of anger in my body. Every post I have the word Fuck in it he says. I love that word. Its the best fucking word in this fucking world. You try and use it and dont tell me it doesnt feel good...hahaha. In any situation its such a good word to describe anything. Angry, sad, happy..whatever you feel it hits your point. Dont believe me?

Angry - What the fuck do want from me now??
Sad - Why the fuck did she do that to me dude? I fucking did nothing wrong to her...
Happy - FUCK YEAH FUCKERSSSSSSSS!! FUCKING GREAT GOAL!! FUCKKKK!!!
Confuse - What the fuck happen?!!

See my point? However, I dont fucking simply use fuck in all situation la kan. Takkan la aku nak guna fuck when Im talking to a cop kan. Tetiba je, "You fucking wanna saman me, fucking saman la Abang Polis.." Memang cari nahas la kan. Tak pasal aku masuk lokap cam Badrul Hisham (akibat tak cukup duit nak bayar saman di mahkamah..hehe)

Use fuck more often! Its good for the blood circulation in your body. HAHAAHHAA..Fuck yeah!